Author: Mark

My First Novel – KNICK KNACK PADDY WHACK – Kindle

After over a year of pulling out what little hair I had remaining, my first Novel is now available on Kindle / Amazon. PLEASE, it’s only a paltry $1.30 AU of which I receive $0.46, then the Tax Man takes

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What Fathers Day Is Really All About

HAPPY FATHERS DAY   Every year, without fail, the first Sunday in September is deemed the day to celebrate Fathers throughout the land. I love Fathers Day, and I’ve written about it in the past. Today, for those who may care,

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If Farts Had Shapes

Just how funny is a good fart, and who doesn’t love a good fart joke? I for one cannot help but smile when the ears rejoice in the auditory brilliance that only the human bottom can produce. Brrrrerrrt! You know

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Christmas In The Sun

Sadly … International Man Flu has struck again, this time with devastating affect as I was bed bound and unable to attend the Receptionist’s families Christmas party last Saturday. In lieu, here’s a few thoughts thrown together in poetic form

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